Boy & Girl alone in a Car..
Girl: Aaj main tumhe wo jagah dikhaugi jaha mujhe tetanus ka injection laga tha.
Boy Get Exicted
Girl: Ye dekho Gupta Nursing Home
;-)

A girl poem:
Husband humara aisa ho,
Wallet me jiske paisa ho..
Lambi jiski height ho,
Gusse ka wo light ho...
Jab saasu se meri fight ho,
To bole always.......
JANU tumhi right ho.....

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.

बंता: आप क्या कर रहे हो?
संता: इस बेबी की आवाज़ रिकॉर्ड कर रहा हूँ!
बंता: वो क्यों?
संता: वो जब बड़ा हो जायेगा, उससे इसका मतलब पूछूँगा!

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.